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Last Updated: 26.06.2025 03:43
Unacceptable again!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Loons and Moons
Still no good
Catatonics & High Colonics
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Does having the wrong address on my car insurance invalidate my policy?
Thumbs down again.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
MIT Discovers Magnetic Superconductor in Pencil Lead - SciTechDaily
Then came..
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Everyone loved it.
How will the article end in Part III of Gleissner's hit piece?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good.
Hysterias & Posteriors
CNN’s Live ‘Good Night, and Good Luck’ Telecast Spurs Special Coverage - Variety
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Minds and Behinds
They put up a sign reading
share office space ...
Bulls' Billy Donovan and Every Knicks Request Denied amid HC Search Rumors - Bleacher Report
Next, they tried...
Just Forget it!
So they tried
Another attempt resulted in ...
No go.
So, the docs changed it to read
WHO Monitors New Covid Variant Spreading in America and Europe - WIRED
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Stock futures rise after Trump says Iran-Israel ceasefire is in effect: Live updates - CNBC
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No, not a chance
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Asia stocks buoyed by tech gains; trade, economic uncertainty persists - Investing.com
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Freaks and Cheeks
Nuts and Butts
Scientists develop 'mosquito STD' to combat malaria - Phys.org